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helovesmehelovesmenotxoxo:

People should listen to these kids because they know their shit.Β 

(Source: devoureth)

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theuppityzombie:

leviathans-in-the-tardis:

draconisblog:

tumbledore-:

The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.

At first I was all:

Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.

But then I was all like:

GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS!

person annoying you?

refill their bladder

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(via ifthatswhatyoureinto)

I have this new cutie little friend #iwillkeepher

I have this new cutie little friend #iwillkeepher

#Lunch #date w my #momma at one of my most #favorite #restaurants! πŸ‘­ We had pizzettas & spaghetti vongole πŸ•πŸ  (at Apartment 1b)

#Lunch #date w my #momma at one of my most #favorite #restaurants! πŸ‘­ We had pizzettas & spaghetti vongole πŸ•πŸ (at Apartment 1b)

Dinner tonight: orange & apple salad with tomatoes and lemon vinaigrette  (at Silvana Townhomes)

Dinner tonight: orange & apple salad with tomatoes and lemon vinaigrette (at Silvana Townhomes)

"We have six new dogs" - first thing I heard my imaginary friend say this morning 🐢 (at Silvana Townhomes)

"We have six new dogs" - first thing I heard my imaginary friend say this morning 🐢 (at Silvana Townhomes)

Chilled taho for breakfast with my favorite boy 😁 (at Silvana Townhomes)

Chilled taho for breakfast with my favorite boy 😁 (at Silvana Townhomes)

Weekends with this guy hmm 😌 even though we’re both sick 😷😷 (at Silvana Townhomes)

Weekends with this guy hmm 😌 even though we’re both sick 😷😷 (at Silvana Townhomes)

Pursuing Pleasure
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